(Philadelphia, PA) ECW CEO Paul Heyman announced today that due to the current situation with the TNN network, he is exploring alternative avenues to distribute his company's programs on national TV. According to Heyman, contact has been made with PBS and he is in the process of tweaking his product to fit that station's format type. "There is no reason why hardcore wrestling can't be educational too." claims Heyman, "We plan to add educational segments between matches, and this will only enhance our product." Some of the planned segments include:
Counting with Balls, in which Balls Mahoney teaches number counting with the visual aid of chair shots. Gardening with Robbie, in which Rob Van Dam illustrates the wonderful world of indoor gardening. Beating the Rap, in which New Jack teaches basic legal issues, Sandman's Safe Living, in which the Sandman illustrates the importance of healthy living and Rhyming with Raven, in which Raven teaches basic grammar and artistic ways of whining, however, this last segment may be dropped because Raven may leave the company before the PBS deal is closed.
More details will be released as they become available.

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